Unpretty Boys' Club

“You’re really friends with that queen?”

No, I’m not that girl. I’m that other girl.”

Okay, but really, this was a last-minute splurge purchase; who has a couch I can sleep on?

I also met my mom’s friend at a gay bar and we talked about air conditioning

Last night I met Thugzmansion outside some lame party last night, but they were great

Hey! I’ll be in New York tomorrow night through sometime Sunday. Somebody get me drunk

banji-realness:

UGH the only job I’m ever going to be qualified for is “sad princess petting cats” and I already do it for free ;__________________________;