“You’re really friends with that queen?”
No, I’m not that girl. I’m that other girl.”
Okay, but really, this was a last-minute splurge purchase; who has a couch I can sleep on?
I also met my mom’s friend at a gay bar and we talked about air conditioning
Last night I met Thugzmansion outside some lame party last night, but they were great
Hey! I’ll be in New York tomorrow night through sometime Sunday. Somebody get me drunk
UGH the only job I’m ever going to be qualified for is “sad princess petting cats” and I already do it for free ;__________________________;