A list of famous holograms:
Jem and the Will.i.am Elvis Tupac
twerkinterrorist: beach twerkin
I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T LOVE BRUNCH I THINK IT'S...
I can eat egg dishes and drink with my friends for free on my porch, thank you
Once you start to speak, people will yell at you. They will interrupt you, put...– Audre Lorde (via mcojdc)
Witches to the front of the line~
~O~M~G~ I bet all of these lame gay dudes are karmic retribution for me saying “I bet his butt is hairy; I want to touch his butt” earlier in the week, ugh
I just woofed at. Is today my first day in cliche gay hell?
topclassbitchfromthefuture: did you know that xena wrote the bible Goon: “You embroiderer?” Xena: “I have many talents.”
Anonymous asked: Why do you hate GaGa?
“Whether life’s disabilities; left you outcast, bullied, or teased; rejoice, and love yourself today; ‘cause, baby, you w-“ “No. Stop. Stoppppp.”
Today was Casual Friday at work, and one of my coworkers came in wearing a “Born This Way” t-shirt, and it hit me: gay cismen (usually white) and 13 year-old girls (usually white) are the only people who identify with that song. No one else asked Lady Gaga to speak for them.
Ugh, my back’s on fire, but I can’t take any more pills for another three hours. I hate my body.
Right before I hit puberty, my doctor let my parents know that due to the way my disability effected my body, my growing pains could be magnified. They were right. Over the next several months my parents and grandmother operated on what was essentially a rotating sleep schedule based around me. Every night, at least one, I would wake up screaming and or crying because of the pain I felt in my...
Remember how I joked about applying for a job with...
Well, I actually did it. Hate me or whatever.
officialkylieminoguedragqueen: please stop appropriating raccoons by mimicking their eyes with your eyeliner
Anonymous asked: First of all fuck everyone! You are like a goddess, you are a style guru and this blog is like a rainbow which appears on a hot summer day. XX
Anonymous asked: Gurl? Which pronouns do you use?
No tops, just blouses
Also also, a complete stranger saw me on the...
And it’s not even noon yet
Also, I got the sweetest text message last night
It read I wish you lived here; I miss you and I’ve never even met you.