Screaming “I was rooting for you; we were all rooting for you. How dare you?!” whenever a young person turns in incomplete documents at work. …And then realizing all your coworkers have started doing it too.
The struggles I face as a disabled person are not your struggles. I do not need you to advocate for me. My legs may not “work,” but my brain and my mouth still do. Fighting for a cause/people you are not a part of is often more offensive than the people you are fighting against. Do not try to understand my body. I often do not understand my body. If you have questions, ask them,...
Okay, well, I guess I’ll go on this blind date. (✖╭╮✖)
Yesterday at work, we had to enroll 45 kids, and there was one parent who came in an called one of my coworkers incompetent and asked another why they had a job. At the end of the day, my coworker said “I really wanted to send her to you, but you would have killed her.” I just said “You’re right. I’m hungry. I’d eat her alive. I would’ve snatched the wig...
Real emails I recieve at work
“Hello, I need a summer job this summer. Please help me. I need to make money the strong way or the wrong way.”
Why am I not included in that collage of snow queens? Hello, duh
Anonymous asked: you look like a really ugly lesbian
Fuck beards. Fuck hegemonic masculinity. Fuck men.
In my dream world, after Brandy and Monica confront their dude at the end of”The Boy is Mine,” they reaffirm that they don’t need him by dating each other. And also Mýa.
Whatever, I should be in New York, but I'm not...
I was really productive today. I put carob chips in my Cheerios.
I just sang an entire verse of “My Ass is Like…Wo” to my coworkers.