March 2012
Big news:
The grease stain came out of my crop top, so I can finally start planning my S/S ‘12 “slutty in the sun” lqqks.
February 2012
Where is the "Celebrities With Lana Del Rey's...
Steve Buscemi’s eyes can’t have all the fun.
Anonymous asked: Why is it bad that albino model came up when you looked for him? He's an albino and a model that makes sense doesn't it. Sorry if this sounds snarky I am just genuinely curious because I see nothing wrong with that
I think I like "Cyberbu//y" better than "The...
Unpopular Lifetime Movie opinions.
An except from "Lew", a story from the upcoming...
Nothing exciting happened in that motel room, I promise. We watched T.V. for a bit, and then got down to it. Lew wanted to top, because his stomach was feeling “funny,” so I let him. He was being really sweet about the whole encounter, asking if this or that was alright with me, if he was working too fast or slow, if everything felt good, which, looking back was really nice and caring of him,...
Just finished boyfriend 4/8
Zine’s halfway done! Are you in it? Will we be friends after it’s released?
‘But not Lana Del Rey. After that SNL performance, not even we can save her.’
Tried to explain 'the Gay Internet' to my...
‘Tumblr. Also, we make people famous. Lady GaGa. Azealia Banks.’
cappuccemo asked: I had a dream that you were on the same bus as me last night. I recognized your inimitable fashion because you were wearing a floral blouse. I was too shy to say anything so I just admired you from afar. Strangers havin dreams about you~~~~
Men I've slept with from the internet: a...
A toy package designer
An aspiring opera singer
A married man
An out-of-work PR agent
Someone whose name I forgot because the sex was bad
The son of a baseball hall-of-famer
A college professor
A local NPR host
"Adam"-the first entry in my forthcoming zine...
“Can you keep your legs akimbo?”
I had sex with Adam when I was seventeen. We met on Manhunt. He was 35-ish, skinny, and styled his hair in a Morrissey pomp. (Which, at seventeen, was, like, a total boner jam.) And he lived really close, only a ten minute walk from my house.
After trading a few emails, we decided it’d be cool to hang out, so, I skipped school one day (a...
Also, I have an interview with an airline to be a...
“How do you feel about random drug testing?”
“…”
brandnewswastikas:
Cutie with a fruity booty (gay butt)
My single drops Tuesday, y’all!
Just (mostly) a vegan with an interview in Whole...
“What do you know about fish?”
“…”
I just applied to American Apparel (ugh)
And all my “links to work that inspires you” are gifs of me in pussy-popping in crop tops
