September 2011
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August 2011
When I grow up, I'm gonna live in Ancient Egypt
Don’t tell me I can’t
Sometimes, when I don't understand new slang I...
I'm tired of being told by straight people that I...
sixtyforty:
And that me not wanting to have to passively tolerate queer slurs is called “being too argumentative” or “looking for a fight” is just beyond hilarious and exasperating.
So you’re trying to argue that straight people should be allowed to say whatever they want to whoever they want regardless of how shitty and hurtful it might be and we just have to “learn to not take offense” and to...
You don’t understand. Every day, all day…It’s all I think about, ok?
Every time I sneeze…
It’s like I’m four sneezes away from hospice.
And it’s like it’s not even happening to me.
It’s like I’m watching it on some crappy show…like Melrose Place or some shit, right?
And I’m the new character. I’m the HIV/AIDS...
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The best thing about all the Hurricane Irene hysteria is that it means Dude has to hang out until at least Tuesday-maybe (hopefully) Wednesday-instead of leaving today, as originally planned
Ugh, even that answer’s not as articulated as I need it to be. I honestly don’t care at all about your assigned gender, or how you choose to identify. I think most would say I’m “gay” but that doesn’t fit. I’m attracted to people, usually males, but that doesn’t mean nothing but boys who row crew. Slap on your heels and lipstick, if that’s...
Anonymous asked: Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale? 0=Exclusively heterosexual 1-5=range of bisexuality 6=Exclusively homosexual X=Asexual, Non-Sexual
Yesterday, in preparation for Irene, my friend Annie got stuck at the Acme, and said they were out of all the things you’d expect-candles, water-but that she also saw several people pushing carts filled with nothing but Tastykakes.
What hurricane?
Already heard it referred to as “The Chill’cane.”
VVhatever, I’m eating pancakes.
I have slept literally ALL DAY
I ate a sweet potato bagel
I slept for twelve hours
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“Ableism must be included in our analysis of oppression and in our conversations...”
– Mia Mingus, Moving Toward the Ugly: A Politic Beyond Desirability (via classycoochie)
My roommates are gone for a week
No clothes for a week
Alive/not dead.
1 tag
Think I'm gonna puke/think I'm gonna amputate my...
Wait, that was an earthquake? I thought my bottom...
Honestly, clothing designed specifically for men...
It’s all so boring
One Sentence Movie Reviews: Craig Gillespie's...
Only Toni Collette could turn using a “for sale” sign as a stake into high art.
You'd better figure out how to suck your own cock...
1 tag
Have you ever written a Craigslist "Missed...
I have
Anonymous asked: You are SO BEAUTIFUL I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
Alternate one sentence reviews for The Help
“CJ Cregg gets cancer, fires maid.”
“Lafayette Reynolds still a cook.”
“Bryce Dallas Howard and the Terrible Awful”
One Sentence Movie Reviews (Remember how I was...
Despite bad weave, Emma Stone is a shoe-in come Oscar noms.
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nordiciceprincess replied to your photo: I worked a 11 hour shift yesterday. This is a…
your junk looks huge
Who says it’s not?
