Text messages from straight girls
“Have you heard of a website called like grindr or something?”
Yes, my shirt is pink
I wanted something that said “Yes, I’m a faggot” without saying “YES, I’M A FAGGOT”
I JUST WANNA SMOKE WEED AND BUY SHOES
GIMME A JOB ALREADY.
My interview got rescheduled to tomorrow
Way to call me as I was just getting off the bus to head to your office
A video (the first!) of me eating ice cream and listening to TLC. And you know what? I don’t care if you don’t like it because I have a job interview tomorrow, and I’m celebrating.
Oh my god. Where am I going to find an appropriate...
Or rather, how do I dress for this interview?
Oh, my god, an Oliver Twist themed workshop
I’ve always wanted to be a Dandy!
It’s called Victorian Vanities, and from what I gather, they put on fun, informative, historically themed programs and summer camps for elementary-aged kids. Their website is: http://www.victorianvanities.org/
You guys you guys you guys YOU GUYS
I have an interview tomorrow at 10 AM. It’s an unpaid (I think) intern position, but, it’s something
That thing where I don't even have to watch Drag...
Stop fucking around and just give me a job
Just applied for an administrative job in...
Found on Craigslist with no real details, says no previous radio/T.V. experience is necessary, so, it’s probably a scam, but, whatever, I need a job.
I just hung out with two of the prettiest boys in...
Hanging out alone looking in the mirror gets boring sometimes, okay?
I just want some pizza bagels
Everything is dumb and I give up and I want to go...
UNHAPPY NO MATTER WHERE I AM.