Oh, I’m not in Philly yet. But, I will be, soon, and then I’m totally going to slut it up.
Why, are you offering?
No, I just make out with other dudes.
Honestly, yeah, I guess that is the label with which I most identify. That, or “queer”
Are you/who are you?
He has glorious hair now.
Putting it out in the universe