Dreams of your wiener (touching my wiener)
sixtyforty asked: just want 2 touch yr face in a kylie minogue video
Wearing clothes is a trend I just can't get behind
Real life fears:
I get a haircut and it’s really edgy and fierce but nobody gets it, and I end up like Keri Russell that time she cut her locks during Felicity and unintentionally got the series canceled.
i just wanna sleep forever and ever and ever and ever
actually, i DO decide what goes and what you can...
Oh, hey, this passive-aggressive blog post is about me, I’m sure of it.
The best text message I have ever recieved:
I had a dream Justin Bieber was trying to fuck up my car last night. I had a Jaguar. Also, he was all ‘I WANNA BE A PUNK ROCKER.’ This is what happens when I watch TV shows about the Amish and cars and a documentary on Kurt Cobain.
Remember in elementary school when 'gayfer' was...