Things overheard from the street
“Why are you mad at me? I don’t even know how the fuck my picture got on BlackPlanet, OKAY?”
My only New Year's resolution is "get laid a lot"
50 out of 61 pages, and so far the only non-white...
“Ugh, really really?”
“Someone already liked your post?!?” “I am cute and popular”
Money green like Piccolo
my year in sweaters
We don’t have curlers big enough for my hair I hate Georgia I want to leave wahh
Should I put my hair up in a single curl to sing karaoke with Cory tonight? Y/Y?
My nephew just looked at me and shouted "you've...
Pussy-popping to Beyoncé while my sister wraps...
My grandfather is spending Christmas with us (our first without my grandmother), which is nice, but also sad, but he is the cutest; his response to everything is “Oh, garsh, oh garsh!”
I woke up this morning in my parents’ house, my old bed, and was really afraid for a moment that I had dreamt up the last nine months, but that they hadn’t actually happened. Being home is weird.
I JUST WANT CUTIES TO PUSSY-POP ALL AROUND ME...
There's a vegan coffeeshop in South Philly called...
bunnygloves: Tweet should come out with a make-up line called Tantalizing, and every color should be Buttery Brown.
I got "mad high" last night and ate 2/3 of a bag...
Christopher Meloni cast on True Blood's upcoming...
Get a Bus to Bon Temps
belligerentfggt: I have no clue what’s going on and I don’t even care. Teach me to vogue, Winston
My cat just ran, full-force, into my lap, which is...
I’ve been in Philadelphia nine months today. I haven’t had sex in nine months.
Anonymous asked: haha, ouch. it's a master's in public health, they approved me for the cert track, i start classes jan 9th, if i pass bio-statistics i can get on the master's track, i am very old, when i was your age i was working a shit job and was a stoner, start now so you can be where you want to be by my age. oh, and i love you and appreciate you. now make your life what you want it to be!!!!!
Attend me, hold me in your muscular flowering arms, protect me from throwing any...– Audre Lorde more from the windows, better to see you with my darling (via thenewusonia)