November 2010
"Okay."
October 2010
I forgot I had porn open in another tab, so, when...
Pizza and doughnuts and burritos and beer and...
or,
GPOY, Take 2.
Is there a polite way to say "thanks, sister, for...
Unpretty on repeat as personal theme music.
Contemplating my life wearing only a towel.
~*~Semi-nude depression blog 2010.~*~
MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ALSO PURCHASED FLORAL TIGHTS.
I wonder, since BUTT has reporters in various...
You know, contact BUTT and say “blergh, I’m a young cool gay dude who shuns the mainstream gay culture in my city. Here are MY favorite places to get my cock sucked. You’re paying me for this, right?”
'CrazySexyCool:The Story of Lisa "Lefteye"...
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best...
No, really, this happened. I got whistled at coming out of the mens’ room today. I guess my haircut is working?
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Watchskeetshoot:
sometimes i’m goody-goody / right now i’m naughty-naughty
You better play this when I visit.
Going to devote my life to the art of Gregorian...
Gonna go weigh myself naked to see if I've lost...
Gonna go weigh myself naked to see if I’ve lost any weight after not eating anything for three days.
Came to the realization today that I have lost...
People are so revolting and I just never want to be touched.
"We finger-fucked. Once. Last spring. That's it....
Having a very Dawn Wiener day.
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“You were beautiful when I loved you, my...
OkCupid message I received:
“Jeez, your profile is perfect. If you like crust and noise punk, I’ll drive down to Georgia and marry you.”
My response:
“I like pizza crust. You meant pizza crust, right?”
I love not checking things like this for six months and then reading all the emails at once.
WatchJANIE.
