VH1 casts Lil Mama as Left Eye in their upcoming TLC biopic? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Anonymous asked: You are an insane amount of handsome. I'd hold your hand and pay for your coffee if you were my man.
Oh, I guess I forgot to tell the internet, I got offered a job in Philly and accepted it.
“Why they invent lesbians?”
Today, a student I have struggled with snuck a photo of me at work (I later removed the photo due to liability issues) and captioned it “This is my favorite City Year teacher”
I am sitting next to a woman with “get that fuck $” tattooed on her hand.
Alastair and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
Today I saw a Daddy who was an actual dad.